nedhepburn:

here.

thanks to all the people that unfollowed me when i starting talking ‘career’. i’m glad you stuck around for the fart jokes, the boner jokes, and my ramblings about hot girls, but as soon as i start talking “for serious” i lose like 5 followers.

My personal favorite is when I lose followers after typing more than 50 words. It’s like the moment someone on the internet sees a paragraph of text and there isn’t a picture of a hot girl or a cute animal close by, they freak out. Either that, or the shit I typed was just pointlessly long and boring. Maybe. I don’t know. But, I’m gonna go with my “they’re just assholes that hate words” theory, because it helps me sleep easier at night.