Here are some things I respect in others. They’re not morally superior things, nor do they make much sense, but I don’t have to explain my art to you, Warren:
1. People who are rich but drive shitty cars.
2. People who have children, yet readily admit that they are unprepared for this responsibility and are most of the time mentally like, “What have I done. Who is this person?”
3. People who are fluent in many languages, but humble and secretive about this fact.
4. People who are potheads because they like to kick back but hate to be hungover.
5. People who know all the words to one of the following songs, but casually so:
5a. “Lady Don’t Tek No”
5b. “The Humpty Dance”
6. People who are periodically dressed funny, by accident.
7. People who store garbage in their purses for no discernable reason (mostly women).
Great list. This reminds me of my own personal appreciation for people that are unfailingly polite to anyone and everyone despite having the clout to make you and your loved ones vanish from all recorded history, or the physical strength to literally tear your head off. That, and people who give firm handshakes and look you in the eye at the same time. Basically, anyone who keeps it realz, yo.
